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“today I just got dumped by my bf. I blew a HUUUGGEEE fart in his direction and he passed out. he has only broken several bones from the wind but whats the big deal?

i meant no harm truely, estaban hulio recardo montoya delaroso demerez. #suitelifeofzackandcody

uGH tisk tisk double chocolate chip ice cream with whipped cream mxed with TUNAAAAA!!”

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I AM SO SAD :( today i was kicked out of my own house by my own mother!!!! i mean i am only 76!

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NOT APPROVED! I did not know the term “shit” until i was 41 when it slipped out of my mother as she was going into a phase of expolosive diahera. IT SHOT OUT OF HER AND WENT RIGHT THROUGH HER WHITE JEANS!! she yelled shit and it was my new new beginning.
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APPARENTLY MILK MAKES YOUR BONES STRONGER, BUT IM LACTOSE!!!! my bones r purple cause i drink too much milk 

IT MAKES ME GASSSAYYY

WATCH OUT IF YOUR COMING IN MY DIRECTION
I ONY GO ONE DIRECTION> IM A FAN (1D)

but not the boy band (of my fart trails) try to catch one in your mouth if you come near. there tasty and filled with goodness
I should know this because i am very flexable and once pooed in my mouth and farted by accident 
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Bahhhh BAhhhh BAHHH yes i know right.
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PADAZEL YEA ONCE I DID THAT TO MY DOG!!!!

i miss you fluffy poo it was an acsedent but you looked great
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OMG WHO IS THIS PERSON IF U KNOW HER PLZ TELL HER TO CONTACT ME AND WE CAN MAYBE WALK TOGHTER
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SOME ONE STOP HER NOW STEALING!!!!!!!!!
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I JUST GOT THESE SNAZY NEW DENTURES

WHT DOES SNAZY MEAN???? PLZ RESPOND IM DESPERATE!!!!

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 I DO!!!!!!!!!! THE FEELING WHEN IT MELS BETWEEN MY TOUNG NOM NOM NOM NOM
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